moment of truth

Ok, dudes, this is it. My scary interview with SOM is tomorrow morning at 9:30 am. I just found this out at 2 pm today. They sure give you a lot of warning, don't they? So I'm basically trying to stay calm, but wanting to violently puke and shit my pants at the same time. (but I won't I hope) So, I'm about to get out the dusty old walgreens iron I own and drag it across a shirt, pick out a slick-looking tie, toiletpaper-shine my sixty dollar shoes and get ready for a executive dick-sucking session. God, this shit is scary. All of the sudden I have all these fears about the wording of my resume, the amount of detail in my portfolio.. etc. Its like a mathtest, I can't really study NOW, its much too late. I just gotta go in there and do my best, pretend I have this shit in the bag. I'm overanalyzing every possible aspect of the situation right now, just like I do with girls. Its no fun. How many other applicants are they interviewing? Will it look bad that I don't have any autocad drawings in my portfolio? What if they ask me some stumper of a question and I choke and they talk later about it? FUCK!!! Oh well, when it comes down to it, I just have to do my best to relax and present myself as well as possible without being too much of myself, cause I'm not sure if they're into fart jokes yet. Pray to whatever god you worship for me.