Valentine's Day Puke Session
Hey dudes. Sorry about that depressing last entry. Gotta avoid posting when I'm drunk and sad. Today was the day after valentine's, and I spent the whole day really sick. I lost count of how many times I threw up. I couldn't take a sip of water without running to the bathroom. It sucked. i'm feeling better though. Oh.. this is funny. I've been meaning to write about this this shit cause its funny. Ok, a few days ago I went out and got drunk and came back to my apartment and put on some music. Guns N Roses came up on shuffle and it sounded REALLY awesome at the time. It somehow was exactly what I needed at that time. So I felt it appropriate to send a blanket email out that said the following:
Subject: Here's something that's been working well for me lately...
Text: Guns N' Fucking Roses. Give it a try. ~Al
Ok, that in itself is not that funny. But the next day at work I checked my email and I had two resposes. It should be noted that I barely recalled even sending the email. The first reply was from Chicago Architect Lance Lauderdale. It read like this:
Thanks Al. I'll look into it.
Lance
The second was from my mom. It said:
Thanks. I'll consider it.
Mom
Whoops.
Subject: Here's something that's been working well for me lately...
Text: Guns N' Fucking Roses. Give it a try. ~Al
Ok, that in itself is not that funny. But the next day at work I checked my email and I had two resposes. It should be noted that I barely recalled even sending the email. The first reply was from Chicago Architect Lance Lauderdale. It read like this:
Thanks Al. I'll look into it.
Lance
The second was from my mom. It said:
Thanks. I'll consider it.
Mom
Whoops.
1 Comments:
that is absolutely hilarious. Lance Lauderdale sounds like a porn name.
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